//这将为我们每个用户节省0.5秒，并取悦机器精神。

在很长的程序之前:)

//BELOW IS THE REAL CODE...JABRONI
        //
        // Yeah, but can you play the outtro to Bark At The Moon?
        //

        //|--------------------------------------------------|------------------------------------------------|
        //|--------------------------------------------------|------------------------------------------------|
        //|--17^16-16-16-17^16-17^16-16-16-17^16-17^16----16-|-19^16----16-19^16-19^16---16-19^16-19^16----17-|
        //|--------------------------------------------19----|-------17----------------17---------------17----|
        //|--------------------------------------------------|----------------------------------------------

我曾经在一个用Paradox 3.5 -编写的大型预算系统工作多年后接到一个客户的电话

“我们在调试中遇到了一些注释”-

// This shouldn't happen, if it does, then the bits that automagically 
// worked when I wrote it have stopped working

．.． ！

/*

 ____________________
/                    \
| Jean-Michel Bechet |
| 2002-2009          |
\___  _______________/
    |/
 (o_
 //\
 V_/_


*/

从我最近从事的一个非常可爱的项目(是的，我承认，其中一些是我的，但我不会告诉你是哪个):

if(FAILED(hr))
{
    char fuck[256];
    sprintf(fuck, "GetBuffer() fucking fucked the fuck: %d", hr);
    MessageBoxA(0, fuck, fuck, MB_OK | MB_ICONERROR);
    return;
}


// This is for Chris, since he gets all hot and horny over "uint" instead of "unsigned int"
// ... or maybe he's just a lazy fuck. Who knows!?
using Ogre::uint; 
// movable texts, fucktory
MovableObjectTextFactory* m_pMovableObjectTextFactory;


// diarrhea... shitting CR from the string. complete run...

他的意思是，他将字符串通过回车分开来呈现。

// unlock shit (duh, this comment is useless)
pixelBuffer->unlock();


// :HACK: remove me after demo is shipped
Of course, it's still in there ;)


// it's 4am and I can't think of a decent error message.
// my lead just fell asleep at his desk, so I can't ask him.
// [name] went home because he didn't want to get divorced.
// and so it's little ol' me, sitting here, comin up with an
// error message for something that should never ever happen.
ASSERT0(in_len == max_in, "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"); 


// you want hungarian, you GET hungarian!
for(int fcknglpidxcntvrI = 0; fcknglpidxcntvrI < len; fcknglpidxcntvrI++)


bool bKillSomethingAlive = false; // beating the dead horse instead

当然，我们也有很多有趣的表达“Hack”的方法:

// HACKOMATIC 
// HMM... HACKXOR?
// HACK'O'ROONY
// AR; yeah I know it's HACKsoup
// HACK SHOT! DOMINATING!
// HACK'KIDO
// HACKku. sepukku. harakiri. kamikaze. ninja.
// HACK'o'NEIL
// HACKsaw

%%return_median
hit_the_sweet_spot(Arg)->
.
.