我看到一些旧的fortran代码:

     integer *4 one,two,three;

c    asssign one to 100 before entering the loop
     one=100;

试着在谷歌代码搜索中输入你最喜欢的脏话，它会消磨掉许多无聊的时间。以下是我最喜欢的例子:

/* These magic numbers are fucking stupid. */

/* Dear free software world, do you NOW see we are fucking
   things up?! This is insane! */

/* We will NOT put a fucking timestamp in the header here. Every
   time you put it back, I will come in and take it out again. */

# However, this only works if there are MULTIPLE checkboxes!
# The fucking JS DOM *changes* based on one or multiple boxes!?!?!
# Damn damn damn I hate the JavaScript DOM so damn much!!!!!!

/* TODO: this is obviously not right ... this whole fucking module
   sucks anyway */

/* FIXME: please god, when will the hurting stop? Thus function is so
   fucking broken it's not even funny. */

我个人最喜欢的

 # code below replaces code above - any problems?
 # yeah, it doesn't fucking work.

我经常发现这个

// fix it!

On error resume next 'because nothing will ever go wrong!

我没有这个来源的副本，但我一直记得它:

//如果你想不明白，就不要读这篇文章

#pragma region Crap that is kept for temporary reasons

    //  Huge chunk of commented code

#pragma endregion