有一次，我在另一个讨论中看到这样的内容:

// I can't divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar
result = number / 0.00000000000001;

聪明的解决方案，不是吗?(如果有人不确定，这就是个笑话)

catch
{     
    // you’re fucked
    // write out the file somewhere and start screaming “Connection down! Connection down!”
}

try {

}
catch (SQLException ex) {
    // Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
    //If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

//Please comment on your source code

/* Look not upon this file lest your eyes be burnt from your head. */

我能说什么呢?我当时是实习生，夏天快结束了。我们可以说，我对我的文件责任缺乏认真的承诺。

我刚刚在一些遗留代码中发现了这个..

'CANNOT JUST QUIT!