//If only humans could leave things be.

//Please do not edit this code, 
//if you do you wont go to jail, you wont go directly to jail, 
//you wont pass go, you wont collect 200 dollars

#define SHIT_HAPPENED (BASE + 1)   /* generic shit happened */

if(count<0) count=0;    //don't get me wrong but this has to be done :p

/**
 * Always returns true.
 */
public boolean isAvailable() {
    return false;
}

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return 1; # returns 1

-- Comment this later

这是一个4000多行的PL/SQL过程的第2行。唯一的评论。手术已经进行了4年了，后来还是没来…