回顾类中的旧代码很有趣……

    cardDeck.push_back(*(new card((rank)r, (suit)s)));  // Push each card onto the deck
                                                        // Temp. objects are overrated

在经历一些事情的时候，它让我希望我在凌晨4点随机编码的时候留下更多的评论……

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'  NOTE: DON'T SCREW WITH THIS CODE UNLESS YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND IT!
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大学时代:

//why the f*** we have to move this here to make it work

当我们和教授一起复习的时候，它在印刷资料中被突出了。

原因是:一些与缓冲区溢出相关的严重错误，影响了代码中其他位置的文件处理程序中不相关的变量。移动变量将使它再次工作。

//Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point

大约1997年，Netscape网络浏览器的UNIX风格的源代码:

/* HP-UX sucks wet farts from dead pigeons' asses */

不幸的是，在Moz开源之前，这些珍珠被移除了……

/* Emits a 7-Hz tone for 10 seconds.
  True story: 7 Hz is the resonant frequency of a
  chicken's skull cavity. This was determined
  empirically in Australia, where a new factory
  generating 7-Hz tones was located too close to a
  chicken ranch: When the factory started up, all the
  chickens died.
  Your PC may not be able to emit a 7-Hz tone. */

main()
{
    sound(7);
    delay(10000);
    nosound();
}

(Turbo C 2.0版本参考指南中的声音功能)