早在80年代早期，我在汇编器中看到了这个(引用于模糊的记忆):

I don't understand how the following bit works, but it worked in the program I stole it from.

当我还在路透社工作的时候，我们的一个feed处理人员发表了一条评论，让一些人认为万能的上帝在帮助我们……

// Jesus told me to skip to the end of the message here

后来我们发现有一个拉丁美洲的联系人叫耶稣(HeyZus)。

我曾经想出了一个我认为很优雅的解决方案来解决一个特别棘手的问题，现在回想起来，这有点令人费解，并且大量使用了宏编程。多年以后，我从一个维护程序员那里发现了这条评论

/*
    Description: The Total Perspective Vortex derives its picture of the
                 whole Universe  on the principle of extrapolated matter
                 analyses.

                 To  explain  -  since every piece of matter in the Universe
                 is in some way affected by every other piece of matter in
                 the  Universe,  it  is  in  theory possible to extrapolate
                 the whole of creation - every sun, every planet, their
                 orbits, their composition and their economic and social
                 history from, say, one small Macro.

                 The man who invented the Total Perspective Vortex did so
                 basically in order to annoy the IT department.

                 Steve Weet - for that was his name - was a dreamer, a
                 thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as some would have
                 it, a slacker.

                 And they would nag him incessantly about the utterly
                 inordinate amount of time he spent staring out into space,
                 or mulling over the mechanics of Chelsea FC, or doing
                 spectrographic analyses of macros.

                 "Have  some  sense  of  proportion!"  they would say,
                 sometimes as often as thirty-eight times in a single day.

                 And so he built the Total Perspective Vortex - just to show
                 them.

                 And into one end he plugged the whole of reality as
                 extrapolated  from one  macro, and into the other
                 end he plugged the IT department: so that when he turned it
                 on they saw in one instant the whole infinity of creation 
                 and theirselves in relation to it.

                 To  Steve Weet's horror, the shock completely annihilated '
                 their brains; but to his satisfaction he realized that he
                 had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a
                 Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford
                 to have is a sense of proportion.

*/

.class {border:1px solid gold;} /*我可怜这个傻瓜*/

我曾经使用MS SQL Server Developer 2000实现了一些文档工作流(人工工作流的东西)。

它由一堆触发器组成，这些触发器将被添加到数据库中，使其遵循工作流规则。

在其中一个触发器中，微软的某个人写了如下内容:

//Determine if the database has been "Grizzlified"

(该产品的内部名称是“Grizzly”，所以我觉得这很有趣)。

一些源代码中的德语注释，由机器或非常疲惫的人翻译+谷歌

; Rechnen ja ; have faith in yes

我猜原来的意思是“假设这里是真的”…但从那以后，我就把它当成了人生的咒语。