int main(void)
/* Program starts here */

var arbitraryNumber = 10;
//I don't know why. Just move on.

目前为止最好的一个:

"This code makes baby Jesus very sad!". 

它像这样引用一个String的初始化:

String blankSpaces="                              "+ //100 whitespaces
                   "                              "+ //200 Whitespaces
                   ...
                   "                                        " //100 whitespaces

你懂的。

Fix problem where Nulls don't work properly.  Stupid Microsoft!

代码以迂回的方式一行一行地将null转换为零长度的字符串，因为愚蠢的程序员不理解null是什么，也从未听说过Nz()函数。

i++; // increment variable i

来自Java 1.2的SwingUtilities:

doRun.run();  // ... "a doo run run".