try {
   doSomething();
} catch(err) {
   // Die quietly
   alert(err);
}

我的一个老老板总是说我们必须在内部使用我们自己的产品。“吃我们自己的狗粮……”

许多年后，我发现嵌入在一个临时同事所做的源代码中，他触及的每个函数都被标记为:

/* NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION */

在linux 1.0内核调度器(schedule .c)中:

Dijkstra可能讨厌我。

/*
 *  'schedule()' is the scheduler function. It's a very simple and nice
 * scheduler: it's not perfect, but certainly works for most things.
 * The one thing you might take a look at is the signal-handler code here.
 *
 *   NOTE!!  Task 0 is the 'idle' task, which gets called when no other
 * tasks can run. It can not be killed, and it cannot sleep. The 'state'
 * information in task[0] is never used.
 *
 * The "confuse_gcc" goto is used only to get better assembly code..
 * Dijkstra probably hates me.
 */
asmlinkage void schedule(void)

(…)

/* Emits a 7-Hz tone for 10 seconds.
  True story: 7 Hz is the resonant frequency of a
  chicken's skull cavity. This was determined
  empirically in Australia, where a new factory
  generating 7-Hz tones was located too close to a
  chicken ranch: When the factory started up, all the
  chickens died.
  Your PC may not be able to emit a 7-Hz tone. */

main()
{
    sound(7);
    delay(10000);
    nosound();
}

(Turbo C 2.0版本参考指南中的声音功能)

// human madable inconvenient. Way too sucks.

我仍然没有完全理解它的含义，但我发现它对于许多代码来说是非常正确的。

// Catching exceptions is for communists

来自Mike Duncan在SQLite上的页面。