我最近看到了这个:

//你刚刚输了比赛

如果你不知道游戏是什么: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_ (mind_game) (这很傻，但在某种程度上很有趣)

在linux 1.0内核调度器(schedule .c)中:

Dijkstra可能讨厌我。

/*
 *  'schedule()' is the scheduler function. It's a very simple and nice
 * scheduler: it's not perfect, but certainly works for most things.
 * The one thing you might take a look at is the signal-handler code here.
 *
 *   NOTE!!  Task 0 is the 'idle' task, which gets called when no other
 * tasks can run. It can not be killed, and it cannot sleep. The 'state'
 * information in task[0] is never used.
 *
 * The "confuse_gcc" goto is used only to get better assembly code..
 * Dijkstra probably hates me.
 */
asmlinkage void schedule(void)

(…)

/* Look not upon this file lest your eyes be burnt from your head. */

我能说什么呢?我当时是实习生，夏天快结束了。我们可以说，我对我的文件责任缺乏认真的承诺。

catch
{     
    // you’re fucked
    // write out the file somewhere and start screaming “Connection down! Connection down!”
}

switch(value)
{
   [...]
default:
   ASSERT(**true**); // if this is triggered, something really bad is happening.
}

$this->getSelect()->where ('main_table.product_id = -1'); // Mom, Dad... sorry