/**
 * As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself
 * transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. He was lying on his hard,
 * as it were armour plated, back, and if he lifted his head a little he
 * could see his big, brown belly divided into stiff, arched segments, on
 * top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and was about
 * to slide off completely. His numerous legs, which were pitifully thin
 * compared to the rest of his bulk, waved helplessly before his eyes.
 * "What has happened to me?", he thought. It was no dream....
 */
protected static String DEFAULT_TRANSLET_NAME = "GregorSamsa";

在一个著名的商业DOS电子表格应用程序中:

/* This comment was just added in order to check-in a file that was last 
checked in by [Insert Programmer FirstName] "Back-to-the-Future" [Insert 
Programmer LastName]. While testing for year 2000 problems, he accidentally 
checked-in this file while his machine clock was set forward to the year 2000. 
This meant that the source code was always newer than the object file and 
compiled every time the code was built. I'm checking this file in again to 
fix that. */

-- Comment this later

这是一个4000多行的PL/SQL过程的第2行。唯一的评论。手术已经进行了4年了，后来还是没来…

我猜它被病毒式传播了，我在一个守护进程(Linux)中发现了以下防止OOM杀手选择它:

/*
 * Don't OOM me, bro!
 */

这紧跟在mlockall()之后，以防止进程交换，注释如下:

/*
 * Don't swap me, bro!
 */

// Jay knows what's going on here, but will he remember in a year? Not very likely, this code sucks, but it works so do not change it.

这条评论被贴在一个巨大的“如果”区块上…哦，它操纵一个对象数组的对象数组的对象数组的字符串对象数组，可以是字符串或数字，取决于至少3个因素…(是的，我必须调试这段代码并更改它，我写了注释，但我没有写原始代码)。；）

//休斯顿，我们有麻烦了