在Java中从文本文件中读取一行。

BufferedReader in = null;
try {
   in = new BufferedReader(new FileReader("filename"));
   String str;
   str = in.readLine();
   if (str != null) {
      ...
   } 
} catch (IOException e) {
   ...
} finally {
   try {
      if (in != null) {
         in.close();
      }
   } catch (IOException e) {}
}

啊。虽然我承认这并不奇怪……只是邪恶。: -)

更短、更习惯的版本:

try {
   BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader(new FileReader("filename"));
   try {
       String str = in.readLine();
       while (str != null) {
          str = in.readLine();
       } 
    } finally {
        in.close();
    }
} catch (IOException e) {
    e.printStackTrace();
}

通知7。一个有效程序的例子:

    Chomsky is a room. 
    A thought is a kind of thing. 
    Color is a kind of value. 
    The colors are red, green and blue. 
    A thought has a color. It is usually Green. 
    A thought can be colorful or colorless. It is usually colorless. 
    An idea is a thought in Chomsky with description "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously." 
    A manner is a kind of thing. 
    Furiously is a manner. 
    Sleeping relates one thought to one manner. 
    The verb to sleep (he sleeps, they sleep, he slept, it is slept, he is sleeping) implies the sleeping relation. 
    Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. 

像图灵机模拟器这样的其他愚蠢的东西可以找到。

c++中我最喜欢的一个是“公共抽象具体内联析构函数”:

class AbstractBase {
public:
    virtual ~AbstractBase() = 0 {}; // PACID!

    virtual void someFunc() = 0;
    virtual void anotherFunc() = 0;
};

我是从Scott Meyers的《Effective c++》中偷来的。看到一个方法既是纯虚拟的(通常意味着“抽象”)，又是内联实现的，这看起来有点奇怪，但这是我发现的确保对象被多态破坏的最佳和最简洁的方法。

我一直在想为什么最简单的程序是:

class HelloWorldApp {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Hello World!");
    }
}

然而它可以是:

print "Hello World!"

也许这是为了吓唬计算机科学专业的学生……

Common Lisp的format函数有一个选项，可以将数字打印为罗马数字。

在INTERCAL中，这是你能得到的唯一输出形式。

APL(除了ALL)，在一行中编写任何程序的能力。

例:在APL中，康威的生命游戏一行:

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如果这句台词都不是WTF，那什么都不是!

这是一个视频