在拉丁语中，从但丁的《神曲》中进入这里的人，请放弃希望。

catch (Exception ex)
{ 
    // just die already.
}

/* logic */
#ifndef TRUE
# define TRUE 1
#endif /* TRUE */
#ifndef FALSE
# define FALSE 0
#endif /* FALSE */
#define EOF_OK TRUE
#define EOF_NOT_OK FALSE

以及在IOCCC页面上的mkentry.c的其余部分。每次读这篇文章的时候，我都笑不出来。

这是我自己代码中的一个，但它仍然非常有趣，我认为最好还是把它放在网上，因为它是在公共SVN中。

// These were orginally up and down. When it was clear the names were
// inapplicable, they were renamed to retain the joke.
// Sorry if you were hoping for useful variable names.
quantum strange, charm;

来自Apache Xalan源代码:

/**
 * As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself
 * transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. He was lying on his hard,
 * as it were armour plated, back, and if he lifted his head a little he
 * could see his big, brown belly divided into stiff, arched segments, on
 * top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and was about
 * to slide off completely. His numerous legs, which were pitifully thin
 * compared to the rest of his bulk, waved helplessly before his eyes.
 * "What has happened to me?", he thought. It was no dream....
 */
protected static String DEFAULT_TRANSLET_NAME = "GregorSamsa";

进一步阅读The Daily WTF。

Catch (Exception e) {
 //who cares?
}